Posted 8 months ago
  1. teacher: y r ur eyes red
  2. me: allergies
  3. teacher: yea ur allergic to that dank ass kush
  4. me: hell yea
  5. teacher: hell yea
Posted 1 year ago
Posted 1 year ago
death-by-lulz:

You can change the direction this train is moving just by thinking about it.

death-by-lulz:

You can change the direction this train is moving just by thinking about it.

(Source: buzzfeed)

Posted 1 year ago

Brb, shitting bricks.

Posted 1 year ago

Oh Good God Midna was so bloody cryptic I could kill her. 

(Source: starbuckyspandachipcookies)

Posted 1 year ago
Posted 1 year ago
Posted 1 year ago
Posted 1 year ago

I wonder how many people Superman gave cancer to with his X-Ray Vision?

Posted 1 year ago

puddletumbles:

ceruleancynic:

the-tabularium:

awesomephilia:

[via]

Actual ornithologist problems. It’s never birdsong. It’s just screaming, constant screaming.

reblogging for the jay

because this is what I constantly think jays are saying when they go “AAAAAHHHHH” at you

this is officially the greatest thing i’ve ever seen