- teacher: y r ur eyes red
- me: allergies
- teacher: yea ur allergic to that dank ass kush
- me: hell yea
- teacher: hell yea
I wonder how many people Superman gave cancer to with his X-Ray Vision?
Actual ornithologist problems. It’s never birdsong. It’s just screaming, constant screaming.
reblogging for the jay
because this is what I constantly think jays are saying when they go “AAAAAHHHHH” at you
this is officially the greatest thing i’ve ever seen